Comparing himself to Rocky Marciano. I asked Allen if it was true. The president of the United States telling the press that Representative Adam Schiff, whoâs playing a key role in the Democratsâ impeachment inquiry, âcouldnât carryâ ⦠It was self-inflicting wounds.". Thread starter mhenson1001; Start date Nov 18, 2020; Prev. How yesterday felt ð¡ pic.twitter.com/rRX0NOeCk9. Harry Maguire couldnât carry your jock strap.â The funny story above is a satire or parody. "...Turnovers in the red zone a couple times, couldn't get it done. Trump called Schiff a âlowlifeâ who made up information to embarrass the president. YES! dalton99a: Apr 2020 #2: I still believe Cuomo should be Biden's running mate. Nov 19, 2020 #41 This is premium content. The funny story above is a satire or parody. Iâm sure you donât remember 1978 but it is the most dominant season of my lifetime. Get a random spoof news story. ", #Chargers WR Keenan Allen said earlier in the week that Broncos CB Chris Harris Jr. couldnât carry his jock. Joe Louis was a good Heavyweight, good boxer but he was kind of in the same boat as Marciano, weighing about 190 to 200 lbs. All the funny items on this website are fictitious. ElementaryPenguin: Apr 2020 #3: Response to Kingofalldems (Original post) Mon Apr 20, 2020, 12:45 PM. "Go watch the tape, man," Allen told reporters. 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On Mondayâs âPardon the Interruptionâ on ESPN, co-host Mike Wilbon reacted to quarterback Tim Tebow signing a one-year contract with the Philadelphia Eagles. Jock itch is not a sexually transmitted disease. Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? âThat guy couldnât carry his blank strap,â Trump said, referring to Schiff and likely referring to Pompeoâs âjockstrapâ in a self-censored comment. ", Jaguars' Urban Meyer criticized for hiring Chris Doyle, who was accused of racism, bullying at Iowa, Who will be on the Madden 22 cover? Responding on his Twitter ( @gehrig38) to the portion of Hamelsâ quote where he said âthe league is protecting certain players and making it not that old ⦠1; 2; First Prev 2 of 2 Go to page. 1 of 2 Go to page. On Tuesday, Los Angeles Chargers wide receiver Keenan Allen wrote that the Denver Broncos' Chris Harris "canât hold my jockstrap" in response to an Instagram post on a ⦠President Trump blasted House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff for his criticism of Secretary of State Mike Pompeo on Wednesday, saying Schiff isn't worthy to carry ⦠musclecar6: Apr 2020 #1: Trump is unfit to clean toilets. Now Curt Schilling is throwing his hat into Cole Hamelsâ ring⦠and that hat is presumably gigantic, since Curt is humongous. It is not a profanity. What an imbecile! M. mhenson1001. Instead of my normal boxer briefs, I opted for a classic white jock strap on my trip home. Gold Member. Citing “Hobson’s choice” protocol, Everdingle indicated that “he would ride the hapless Maguire hard and put him away wet.”. Pat Jones couldn't carry Lincolns Jock Strap! Rubio can't carry Obama's jock. He Should Be Forced To Resign! Favorite Answer The quote is actually - this guy can't hold my jock "strap". But, that doesnât mean you canât spread the fungus to others during sex. Curt Schilling Rips Cole Hamels, Says He âCouldnât Hold My Jock Strap in Control Departmentâ. Thread info Bookmark this thread Trash this thread. S. Sooners78 Sooner starter. pic.twitter.com/XTbGkrKtZa. 99etanytsan Sooner starter. Sep 11, 2001 3,351 Itâs also called tinea cruris. Dec 13, 2019 2 5 3. First, of course this reeks of toxic masculinity. re: Chase couldn't hold Smith's jock Posted by crowbar832001 on 1/11/21 at 8:45 pm to Henry Jones Jr Jeudy and Ruggs couldnât equal Jeffersonâs numbers. "Now, y'all know damn well that boy can't hold my jock strap. A frustrated Keenan Allen took to social media to vent about his performance against the Broncos â and to call out Denver cornerback Chris Harris. In fact, having sexual contact with an infected partner can cause you to ⦠I concealed the jock strap with a pair of sweatpants, and no one knew the difference. It was turnovers. Thread starter mhenson1001; Start date Nov 18, 2020; 1; 2; Next. Allen confirmed those comments to reporters in the locker room Thursday. It's not the first time Allen criticized Harris â in December 2018, he downplayed the Broncos' 23-22 win over the Chargers. âIf you want to get technical about it, Rocky Marciano couldnât carry my jockstrap,â bellowed Holmes, who was frustrated at losing to Spinks and being unable to ⦠It is entirely fictitious. Harry Maguire couldn’t carry your jock strap.”. (Video) Setting the record straight: Trump calls Schiff a âlowlife,â says he should resign from office "He couldn't carry his [jock strap] President Trump unlike any other GOP president, except for Reagan, fights back with a passion. "No, I don't think they played well at all," Allen said after the 2018 loss, via ESPN. By statingâwith blank as a kind of rhetorical fig leafâthat Schiff couldnât carry Pompeoâs jockstrap, Trump was using a long-standing idiom, popular especially among ⦠A Harris fan account reposted Allen's tweet with the caption, "Somebodyâs mad," and tagged Allen in it. Reactions: AbeFroman12. #Chargers WR Keenan Allen said earlier in the week that Broncos CB Chris Harris Jr. couldnât carry his jock. Allen had a season-low four catches for 18 yards on six targets Sunday. "I guess it was a tough day ... for the offense," Allen said when asked about the team's struggles. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof. Allen's response to that was creative, to say the least. "We dominated the game. "That guy couldn't carry his blank strap" (the phrase he didn't say is likely 'jockstrap')" â Anne Rumsey Gearan (@agearan) October 2, 2019. Go. BILLINGSGATE POST: Urbane multi-culturist and bon-vivant, Slim Everdingle, jumped into the Harry Maguire fray with his spikes high, aimed at the groin area of Everyman’s loudmouth, Harry Maguire. Stop it," Allen posted. “Harry Maguire Couldn’t Carry My Jock Strap:” Slim Everdingle, Harry Maguire Is Going To Smash Prince Andrew's Face In, If He Sees Him, Harry Maguire Taking Up Too Much Column Space, Peter Schmeichel Says Harry Maguire Is The Best Keeper In The World Right Now, Harry Maguire The Victim Of Sliding Tackle Near Manchester Arndale Centre, Harry Maguire Is Sick And Tired Of All The Stupid Made-up Stories About Him, Harry Maguire Says He Didn't Sign Last Season Because Jose Mourinho Was Manager, Harry Maguire Upset At Way Social Media Tossers Keep Spelling His Name Wrong. Please see our terms and conditions and disclaimer. Go. Tweet: 13 replies, 1526 views. I say it is Larry Holmes. They suck. âIt should be criminal. We gave them some points and that's what happened. and the quote means that the guy is beneath him and not worthy. Can that ever be said about Jeter? Trump, in the Oval with the president of Finland, says repeatedly of Schiff vs. Pompeo: Schiff âcouldnât carry his âblank-strap.ââ â Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) October 2, 2019 Everdingle, who was a virtual unknown until being featured on the cover of GQ wearing his trademark Fruit of the Loom white tee-shirt and Dickies Coveralls, positioned himself nicely as potentially being the last threshold of defense against the encroaching Harry Maguire hoards, comparing them to the Bolsheviks who brought Mother Russia to her knees. "It's not a secret. If you want to get technical about it, Rocky couldn't carry my jockstrap. Gold Member. A post shared by Chris Harris Jr Fanpage ð (@25goat) on Oct 7, 2019 at 6:07pm PDT. Schiff and two other committee chairs subpoenaed Pompeo last week for documents. It also was the first time the Chargers didn't score an offensive touchdown this season. Can't decide? I asked Allen if it was true. Minihane, âJim Rice couldnât carry Derek Jeterâs jock.â Is this a joke? It is entirely fictitious. â Brad Woodhouse (@woodhouseb) March 16, 2016 @woodhouseb @marcorubio if you have watched Obama throw a 1st pitch you would know Obama has no need for a jock strap. You’re right. Holmes replied, " Marciano ⦠Pat Jones couldn't carry Lincolns Jock Strap! Please subscribe to view. Staring at a reporter, he said again, âThat guy couldnât carry his blank-strap, you understand that?â In case youâre not fluent in weird, outdated expressions, Iâll ⦠Trump couldn't carry Cuomo's jock: (Original post) Kingofalldems: Apr 2020: OP: 1000 percent. Wilbon: Some Second-String QBs in NFL Couldnât Carry Tebowâs Jock. Before his fight to tie Rocky Marciano's record of 49 - 0, reporters asked Holmes about Rocky. âBobby Butler, one of the cornerbacks you chose for Atlanta's team, couldn't carry his jock.â âHe faked Penny out of his jock, drove baseline and threw down a two-handed dunk.â âHe knew when Sampson was likely to shoot, when he was likely to pass, and when he was likely to adjust his jock.â But second, who the fuck thinks you can't say "jock strap" in public? Jock itch happens when a specific species of fungus builds up on the skin, growing out of control and causing inflammation. We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers. 'He couldn't carry his blank strap. Next Last. Gold Member. Smith and Waddle wonât match Chase either. âBobby Butler, one of the cornerbacks you chose for Atlanta's team, couldn't carry his jock.â âHe faked Penny out of his jock, drove baseline and threw down a two-handed dunk.â âHe knew when Sampson was likely to shoot, when he was likely to pass, and when he was likely to adjust his jock.â Slim: “It’s like the Boston Globe having nine stories about Tom Brady and nothing on Coach Bill Belichick.”, Dirty: “Yo, Dude. From 1975-86 Rice was the best hitter in baseball. Click here to be a writer! Jul 31, 2003 21,301 2,876 113 Edmond, Oklahoma. 6. It should be treasonous,â he said. Trent Baker 20 Apr 2015. On former champion Joe Lewis. WEEI: Minihane: âJim Rice couldnât carry Derek Jeterâs jock.â Take it away Hot Lips Minihane!
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